andy3008
2008-11-22, 12:44 AM
> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材， 我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, ';When I
> die, I want you to take
> all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
> take my money to
> the ';after-life'; with me.';
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
> heart that when he
> died, she would put all of the money in the casket with
> him.
>
> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁 邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was sitting
> there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> When they finished
> the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
> close the casket,
> the wife said, ';Wait, just a minute!';
>
> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and
> put it in the
> casket.
>
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it away.
>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, ';I know you weren';t fool enough to
> put all that money in
> there in the casket with your husband!';
>
>
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, ';Listen, I can';t go back on
> my word. I promised
> him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
> him.';
>
>
>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
> ';You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?';
>
> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，
>
> 並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> ';I sure did,'; said the wife. ';I got all the
> money together, put it into my
> account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can
> spend it.';
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材， 我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, ';When I
> die, I want you to take
> all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
> take my money to
> the ';after-life'; with me.';
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
> heart that when he
> died, she would put all of the money in the casket with
> him.
>
> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁 邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was sitting
> there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> When they finished
> the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
> close the casket,
> the wife said, ';Wait, just a minute!';
>
> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and
> put it in the
> casket.
>
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it away.
>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, ';I know you weren';t fool enough to
> put all that money in
> there in the casket with your husband!';
>
>
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, ';Listen, I can';t go back on
> my word. I promised
> him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
> him.';
>
>
>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
> ';You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?';
>
> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，
>
> 並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> ';I sure did,'; said the wife. ';I got all the
> money together, put it into my
> account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can
> spend it.';
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *